It's a parody religion made up by Bobby Henderson. I salute this man, he is amazing. *slow claps for the prophet* I have been reading about this for the last hour and I have abolutely no regrets.
The followers of this religion call themselves Pastafarians. They say that an invisible, giant, flying, spaghetti creature with meatballs and creepy eyes created the universe after drinking a lot. I really wish there was a way to bold or emphasize every part of this individually because of how amazing that sounds.
I mean, look at that little noodle ball!:
ISN'T THAT THE CREEPIEST BUT MOST ADORABLE THING IN THE WORLD?!
Now my favorite part of the religion is the puns. You don't understand my whole-hearted love on puns. They say R'amen after their prayer instead of Amen, they celebrate Pastover instead of Passover, Ramendan instead of Ramadan, and every Friday is a holiday. Well, I guess I must wish you a Happy Holiday!
You should look at these site, though. Everything about this is amazing.
www.venganza.org
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